'I saw' NOT 'I seen'.
'I used to do...' NOT 'I use to do...'.
People who use UR in lieu of your/you're (and I'm talking outside of text messaging here... these people actually write in-office emails this way) only do so because they have NO IDEA which one they're supposed to use.
No, it is not EYE-talian. It never is.
If you're not sure how to pronounce something, ask first.
No, you may not listen to your iPod through earphones while driving a car.
Wearing a smaller shoe won't actually make your foot smaller. Just accept that you are a woman with size 10 feet already.
'I' before 'E', except after 'C' doesn't actually work in all cases (for example, 'WEIRD').
Ordering a diet coke with your double Big Mac meal doesn't make it healthier for you to eat.
No, you cannot still call yourself a vegetarian if you eat fish.
I don't trust anybody over the age of 25 who still doesn't own a dictionary.